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Welcome to the friendly confines of The Golf Hole. Featuring The Hole
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The Golf Hole is an EQUAL OPPORTUNITY OFFENDER...check your thin skin at the door! Leave smiling and hurry back!!
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The Hole-Mart | The Classifieds | The Links | The Game (R.I.P.) | The Philosophy | The 19th Hole |
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When the
affliction we know as GOLF
takes control of your life and you have resorted to the internet to fuel
our pathetic addiction... Remember...when you need
a hole in which to climb... think of
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"OK... STEP AWAY FROM THE MOUSE!!...do NOT click the back button and no one will get hurt!! You have the right to remain uninformed. Anything you find here can be held against you, although, people would talk! We cannot be responsible for your lack of insight, your insufficient intellectual capacities or your general all-around cognitive deficiencies resulting in misinterpretations of the thinly-veiled humor contained herein! Remember, when you talk of US, and you will, be kind. Should you decide to leave this website prior to absorbing all of the knowledge put forth, please remember...do so at the risk of becoming a cultural outcast!! Yes, we are aware of the fact that we don't even know you...but dammit man, we worry!!" |
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The
Net "Places To Go" |
The Pictures "People To See" |
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The Hole-Mart Real Golf Stuff...HoleSale! |
Ceramic Photo Art by Keith |
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The PGA
Championship Hazeltine |
The Deal "The Golf Hole Philosophy" |
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The View "From Within" |
The Green "You're Dancin'!" |
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The Weather "Or...You Can Just Look Outside!!!" |
The
News "Because You Can Never Be Too Depressed!!" |
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The Classifieds Buy, Sell, Trade |
The U.S. Open - 2009 Bethpage Black |
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The
Scores - PGA Tour Real-Time PGA Scores |
The Open (British) Turnberry |
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This Space For Rent Call BR-549 |
The Scores-LPGA Tour Real-Time LPGA Scores |
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The Mercedes
Championship It's About Golf! |
The
MASTERS 2009 |
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Check
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"Cause I love Cajun
martinis and playin' afternoon golf" Jimmy Buffett ![]() |
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Coming Soon!! The Golf Hole's resident all-seeing, all-knowing psychic, predictor of the future and assistant night-shift spray-tech trainee... I. C. (Carl) Nostradumass
He's rarely, if ever, correct...but hey, predicting the future is NOT easy!! Besides, he's ingested a lot of herbicides over the years! You think that Paraquat scare wasn't real...check this guy out! |
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Cigars At
OUTLET
Prices
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While you're
in the hole...
It has been brought to my attention that we
receive very few emails from the millions of visitors to this site. Either
the average I.Q. of our target demographic is dangerously close their
respective handicaps, or you just flat don't care!!! I'm going to type
real slow so you understand... we need to hear from you or this could
get ugly!!!
Get Oiled Up With 100% SouthEastern Crude!! Caution: May contain graphics and/or language that may, or may not, be deemed offensive and/or inappropriate to persons with a self or universally perceived dominant sensitive gene. In such cases...GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF ...IT'S A JOKE!!!! |
"Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated. It satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time rewarding and maddening...it is, without a doubt, the greatest game mankind has ever invented." Arnold Palmer
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"What if the Hokey-Pokey really is what it's all about??" |
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